User blog comment:SpiralFrost/Waffle Army Recruitment/@comment-24304822-20140709132308

I would like to join for the following reasons.

I am loyal, and will save whoever I can,even if it means sacrifice.

Are you kidding? I can summon fireballs. Of course I'm awesome.

I'm 21, man.

I eat waffles everyday for breakfast and lunch

I would like to be a pyro

(Johns Waffle army recruitment form)