Talk:Alyx (Being)/@comment-16359680-20140314040749/@comment-16359680-20140314203632

When you say Ned has Directv, you win the lottery.

When you win the lottery you freak out,

When you freak out you crash into the bosten tea party

When you crash into a tea party, you do it for mother russia

When you do it for Russia, you are awesome.

Be awesome and switch to directv.