Talk:Alyx (Being)/@comment-16359680-20140314040749/@comment-16359680-20140314161931

When you have Verison, you say sorry,

When you say sorry, its not enough,

When its not enough, loan sharks come after you,

When Loan Sharks come after you, one of them is Alyx,

When one of them is Alyx, you feel sorry for him,

When you feel sorry for Alyx, you hug him.

Don't feel sorry for Alyx and hug him.

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