Thread:Wc383193/@comment-26031288-20150106163336

A car goes 20 miles per hour. It crashes into a wall. Walls are hard. Cats are harder. Then, we must infer, walls are cats. If walls are cats, walls scratch. Scratching is mean. Trolls are mean. If scratching and trolls are mean, it must mean trolls are scratches. If walls are cats, also, they will run away. If walls run away, how did the car crash into the wall?

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