THE CAT BISAGA LOVES PASTAHAHA

One day there was a cat green pickles horses haha neigh willbur pi. End The. Then THE STRONGEST DUDE IN THE LCNSDNSDJ brother cames and vincent van goph'd cat green pickles horses haha neigh willbur pi. cat green pickles horses haha neigh willbur pi slapped him in the water. The water didn't like it, so cat green pickles horses haha neigh willbur pi poured some hot dogs in. The water liked it. Then the hot dogs became vincent van goph'd and darude sandstorm was picking some black olives in the early morning until Ecuram started playing chess before a calliger fell in love with the pie she just baked thus the world exploded.

"wE NEED TO FIND A NEW HOME" cat green pickles horses haha neigh willbur pi said. Then cat green pickles horses haha neigh willbur pi's laff meter hit a billion hundred googol plex derp and it laughed all the way to Pluto. Pluto didn't like it. Pluto rejected their reality and substituted their own, thus making Pluto spontaneously combust in computers. The horse went moo. The horse got sick. The horse turned into a cow. The horsecow turned into a dog. The horsecowdog started speaking german. The german horsecowdog found a fox licking a window. The fox didn't like it. So the fox FUS RO DAH'd the horsecowdog all the way to the borders of the Cleveland show.

MEANWHILE

cat green pickles horses haha neigh willbur pi woke from their terrible nightmare. Then they laughed and said "lol that was wierd" and baked a dragon. The dragon didn't like it. The dragon went moo. The dragon got sick. So cat green pickles horses haha neigh willbur pi decidud not to eat the dragon. The dragon burst into flames. Then the horsecowdog FUS RO DAHd cat green pickles horses haha neigh willbur pi into Saturn and cat green pickles horses haha neigh willbur pi fell to the core and then flew back out.

This sentence is false. I started a paradox. This is sparta.

Once upon a time.