Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-17314007-20140430165428/@comment-17314007-20140507052445

 YOU MINECRAFTIANS AND YOUR STUPIDTY! YOU DIDN'T HACK OUR MAINFRAME COMPUTER!! YOU JUST HACKED OUR PIZZA ORDERING COMPUTER! We were gonna send pizza to you as an act of peace, but you hacked to go to us! PIZZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH YEAH, THE ROCKETS STILL HEADING TOWARD YOU, WHICH ARE INDESTRUCATBLE. BUH BYE.

Meanwhile...

 Son, just stop this fight. Join me! C'mon, I can upgrade you and your wife.

 NO! YOU ARE A HORRIBLE PERSON!

 Well then, DIE! (Shoots Plasma gun at Wheatley)

 NOOO! (Is paralyzed)