Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-7604544-20140102194150/@comment-4369608-20140102200110

Riddle 1: It depends. Since the woodchuck is hypothetically able to chuck wood and is apparently lucky AND named after Chuck Norris, I would have no real answer. However, naming a woodchuck Woodchuck Norris has no effect on how much wood it can chuck unless it was taught by Chuck, is Chuck in disguise, or loves Chuck and is inspired to chuck wood in the first place from Chuck Norris. It would probably chuck a good bit of wood if it was lucky. But what does it mean if it's lucky? Lucky to be called Woodchuck Norris, lucky that the trees are in just the right condition, lucky that he's able to even chuck wood, or lucky to be apprenticed to Chuck Norris in order to learn the art of woodchucking?

Riddle 2: First off, what the heck is a ripe date? Date like a time date or date like a bf/gf date? If it's a time date, then does "ripe date" mean a date thats coming up soon? And if it's a bf/gf date, then does that mean someone is calling their bf or gf ripe? Ripe as in...oh, never mind. I don't know the answer to this riddle but "ripe date" is tripping me up. My best guess is a birch tree.

Riddle 3: No idea.

Riddle 4: Can You Bake Me A Pum(p)kin-Pie Please

Riddle 5: Ostrich? Probably not, but I don't know what else it could be.

Riddle 6: How Much Stuff Can You Stuff In A Stuffy (It'll?) Your Stuffy Stuff Enough Stuff?