Dear Future Creeper

Dear Future Creeper - (Dear Future Husband Parody) Dear Future Creeper, Here's a few things You'll need to know if you wanna be The one and only mob alive,

Take me into mine, I deserve it, k? And don't forget the Diamonds every lava vein, 'Cause if you show me bright, I'll give you gunpowerder right? Buyin' powder please, Mine-Minin' what you see.

You got that TNT, but, Mob, so do I. So don't be thinking my TNT won't make you cry, I never learned your speech, But I can teach you mine. Sing along with me Sing-sing along with me.

You gotta know how to treat me like a playa, even though I'm a slaya' Tell me where that Creepa is.

Dear Future Creeper, Here's a few things You'll need to know if you wanna be The one and only mob alive, Dear Future Creeper, If you wanna get that extra night (Alive), Read me the new patch notes each and every night.

After every night, Just Compermize, and maybe then I'll let you try and be alive another night, Even if it's wrong, Just remember this song, Why Disagree? You, you can't bother me.

You gotta know how to treat me like a playa, even though I'm a slaya' Tell me where that Creepa is.

Dear Future Creeper, Here's a few things You'll need to know if you wanna be The one and only mob alive,

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