User blog:Young Little Unicorn/Mob Battle

It's not about fan-made mobs, it's about mobs that exist in the real Minecraft but it's a competition sort of like 'Survivor' you could Google it if you didn't know what it is.

Storyline
Notch : I feel quite bored. What to do? What to do? Oh! I could make a competition show, so umm… let's get started. First contestant : Sheep

Sheep : ……

Notch : Well because you are mysteriously silent, I'll just choose other contestants to compete alongside you.



Notch : Look at you contestants, you guys will be competing for a GIANT MANSION! So your first contest is a boat-riding contest. The 2 winners will be team captains.

Cow : I guess, I'll just go alone then.

Chicken : Hey, Pig wanna ride with me? I'll sure take great care of you on the ride hehe, and won't push you off >:)

Pig : What?

Chicken : Nothing, nothing just get on the boat and forget what I just said. Also here are oars.

Pig : Sorry, but why are you giving me oars?

Chicken : For you to row silly!

Skeleton : Poor Pig being bossed by that bossy Chicken. Say, do you wanna ride on a boat with me, Mooshroom?

Mooshroom : Sure! Why not?

Skeleton : Because I feel bad that Sheep can't talk, let's get her with us! She'll be a great member.

Sheep : ………

Mooshroom : Did you forgot? That we aren't in teams, we're just partnering in this boating challenge.

Skeleton : I know.

Zombie : Creeper, this time you could come with me. Just make sure you don't explode, so that we won't fall off

Creeper : We? So you mean, someone else is coming with us? I hope it's not Ocelot, she's particularly my greatest fear.

Zombie : Definitely not her.

Ocelot : HEY!

Zombie : We'll choose Enderman! He's nice I guess, also because Creeper can't row so me and Enderman will row.

Enderman : Are you sure? I mean, I'm afraid of water!

Creeper : Shut up!

Notch : After partnering up, I will let all 31 of you, row and row until there's a 10 second countdown!

… to be continued