Fallen World

It seems as if the world's generated. The mobs are frozen. A few of the chunks haven't generated yet, but a figure appears behind me. I can hear it. I feel quite nervous. feeling like it's going to be some giant Dark Souls boss - a monstrous, omnipotent being set to destroy me at all costs. Still feeling quite nervous, I turn around, hoping to see the figure. It isn't there, but I hear some words from it, "What's up, stupid?"

I immediately know who it is. Bilarous. I've played this game before. I know who this is!

"Wait, who said that?" I immediately respond, trying to hide my quivering.

It seems like Bilarous doesn't think I know who the hell he is. I might as well use it to my advantage. "I'd tell you, but you'd have to gut gud first, and you look like a total scrub to me," Bilarous quickly responds. "Anyways, you better get ready to die!"

I instinctively started holding the sprint key, in my case being CTRL. I attempted to punch Bilarous, and it didn't work. Why couldn't I aim? I immediately straightened up and slapped Bilarous in the face a few times, and he's gone. "You might be tougher and smarter than you look. But I'm a nerd, so that automatically means I'm better than you in every single way," Bilarous shouts, starting to fade away very slowly. "You're NOT going to like it when I decide not to go easy."