The World Has Nothing On Bonecient

''This is a fanfiction that is not actually canon in minecraft. I just wanted to make Bonecient awesome by making him fight a lot of powerful dudes and killing those dudes. The Languase bonecient normally speaks is translated into english. And apparently everyone in the story can understand his language, for some reason.''

Prolouge
Bonecient: "Only Three strongholds per world.  That's easily cow cocoa beans by itself.  But the fact that the rulers are stronger than anyone and think they can order around anyone they EVER want is even more cow cocoa beans.  I WILL prove that even the rulers are NOT immortal, and that even a ghost can die.  AND NOT EVEN JEB CAN STOP ME."

These were the words that were spoken by Bonecient that began the entire story.

Chapter 1: Slugs are Slow!
Bonecient: "Yo Iron stupidity! You just got slashed!"

Bonecient Killed an iron slug in one slash from his venomblsde.