Talk:Geterakes/@comment-4264287-20140808020153/@comment-16359680-20140808031522

Ned's LASU. #1

How did this happen? Where you thinking about Geting Rakes, and then you decied To shorten it to Geterakes, as in Get 'er Rakes? Or did you have a Pet named Rakes and you told him to Get a Stick, or a Mailman you don't like? Or did you use a random name Generator and came up with the phrase, and I thought about the words "Get" and "Rakes" and came up with this weird comment for no other reason but to waste your time?

Maybe even, you where just talking Gibberish and this was something you wrote down? Did this happen in a Spam war? Did you use Spam Ham? How did you press "A" and "K" In that spammed order by bashing a Keyboard? They are about 6 keys away from each other and this could not have happened so easly. Maybe Planned Spamming? Maybe you added on from a original name? Maybe you had the word "Geter" as a idea floating around when you broke the silence and added "akes" to make the name longer and maybe... More intence?

If you are still reading this I honestly have to give you a award, but what KIND of award? What would fit this for just reading a long comment that has almost no value to the reader? You know this by now if you have not already. Now let's talk about that award shall we! Purple heart, you have to be wounded or die in battle for the US military. Ok, What else? Nope, that's all there is to it as I see from Wikipedia. Wikipedia is not a valid source of info sometimes but I will trust it. Heck, I'll just give you the award if you do two things, Enter the Military, and die or be wounded in battle. Just make sure I am President first before you do so, becuase the President gives you them!

Sorry for the long comment, it's 11:13 in upper Ohio right now and its raining outside. Not my kind of night. I hope you found this Long and super Useless comment (LASU) Enjoyable, if not then I will cry.