Thread:René Descartes/@comment-24138036-20140423220148

My friends and fellow writers, I must make you all aware of the dire consequences that you may suffer from consuming...dihydrogen monoxide (DHMO)!!! This chemical contributes to the greenhouse effect, can cause severe burns, is fatal if inhaled, contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape, and has even been found in excised tumors of terminal CANCER PATIENTS!!!

Despite the obvious threat that this potentially deadly chemical poses, the government has withheld from the public the extent to which this killer is spread. Nearly every food contains this chemical!!!

Join me in bringing down DHMO and protecting us from the greatest and most widespread threat to be found since the discovery of the bacterium! 