Lord Shekel

'''LORD SHEKEL IS THE OMNIPOTENT BEING OF SHEKEL-LANDS, WHO IS INVINCIBLE AS LONG AS HIS HOARD OF JEW COINS IS NOT STOLEN AND THE GOYIM DON'T BAIT HIM OUTSIDE SHEKEL-LANDS. HE IS A SWORN ENEMY OF LORD GIBS, WHO TRIES TO STEAL HIS SHEKEL OY VEY HOARD EVERY TIME HE APPEARS.'''

WEAKNESSES
'''LORD SHEKEL HAS NO WEAKNESSES AS LONG AS HE IS IN THE SHEKEL-LANDS. HOWEVER, AS SOON AS HE GETS OUT OF SHEKEL-LANDS, HE CALLS UPON HIS FELLOW KIKES TO NUKE YOU IN 3 SECONDS UNLESS YOU KILL HIM. THE BEST WAY TO KILL HIM IS TO BAIT LORD GIBS TO HIM!!!!'''

CUTSCENE
Player : Ahah! I love my hoard of coins!

Mysterious Voice : Not so fast, you goy!

Player : Aaaah! Who was that?

* Mysterious voice turns out to be Lord Shekel*

Lord Shekel : I am Lord Shekel, and your coins belong to me, goy!

Player : *Unsheathes sword* Not so fast, kike!

(After Lord Shekel is defeated)

Lord SHekl : NOOOOO! MY HOARD OF JEW COINS IS GONE!

Player : Teaches u right!

* Player gets several levels and the Kikle (a combination of both bible and kike), a combination of bible and kike that allows you to get 90% discounted prices at villagers*

Alternatively, if Lord Gibs is baited to Lord Shekel :

Lord Shekel : NOOOOO my HOARD OF JEW COINS IS GONE, ALONG WITH MY VIRGINITY!

Lord Gibs : Haha I dindu nothin white boi

* Player gets twice as many levels and an upgraded kikle that allows you to turn a villager into a goy, essentialy an animal in human form, that gives you all his items for free*