User blog:ThaChompyLeader/How to Annoy People by Being Serious


 * When someone says "I'm counting on you", you say "Really? How far have you gotten?"
 * When someone says "Nobody cares", you say "I care. Your argument is invalid."
 * When someone says "What's up?", you say "The sky/ceiling."
 * When someone says "I'm bored to death", you say "Then how are you still alive?"
 * When someone says "It's been forever", you say "Humans cannot even live forever. Your statement is invalid."
 * When someone says "Shut up", you say "Nothing can shut upwards, but robots can shut down."
 * When someone says nothing, you say "How's the weather?"