Talk:Alyx (Being)/@comment-16359680-20140314040749

When you get cable, you feel sad,

when you feel sad, you explore for happyness,

When you explore for happyness you find Alyx,

When you find Alyx you feel sorry for him,

When you feel sorry for Alyx you give him a hug.

Don't Give Alyx a hug.

Upgrade from Cable to Directv.