Board Thread:News and Announcements/@comment-25233425-20150428125201/@comment-25233425-20150501024321

You see, you cannot afford a weapon of such destructive property. Such a weapon would cost 500,000,000,000,000 dollars, which not even I have, so you'd need to take a loan from a bank. Not even the bank of america has the money due to the fact that the country is broke.

In addition, you'd need to EXACTLY a Durask to wield such a weapon, which you arent, and since you arent certified in archery, you would shoot yourself.