Adventures of Jake Halcyon

Jake awoke from his bed to a knock at the door. He crawls out from under the covers, and to the door, and opens it. A black-haired townsperson stood there.

"What is it?" asks Jake.

"Guess." replies the townsperson.

"You're goddamn making me guess."

"It's Hell City, they need you there."

'Who's they?"

"The people of Deterra, of course!"

"Damnit, I'm not a superhero.  Plus, a ticket to the Nether is really expensive."

TBC